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1987 - A Night At Trio's
Just imagine if Franz Kafka, Eugene
O'Niel, and Jean Paul Sartre opened a restaurant in
Dupont Circle, and all the sober queens came. Don't
forget to tip.
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1988 - Trouble at Wilson High
Avaricia Du Coin is spurned at the
ball. There she was, twirling on the dance floor,
all alone, searching for her sweetheart Danny Paluzzi.
Meanwhile, all is not well with the students of Wilson
High. We all learn that you're as sick as your secrets.
And we all learn that when it comes to Avaricia, the
girl's got resentments.
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1989 - Trouble at Wilson High II
"The old place hasn't changed a bit!"
It hadn't much. Avaricia returns with Tony and Guido
in tow, now a ruthless developer with evil plans for
the hallowed ground of Wilson High. Danny has become
a nun. Oh yes, and he's black now... The girl's definitely
got resentments.
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1990 - Cellblock Secrets
Avaricia Du Coin, the evil and vicious
warden, has some pernicious plans for her flock of
felons. They, of course, have other plans, including
a fatal beauty makeover for the warden. Leave it to
Professor Rogers to solve the dilemma...
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1991 - The Mummy's Secret
She's the Queen of De Nial. Queen Avaricia,
that is. Dr. Rogers searches for the best cup of coffee
in the world, but runs afoul of the Damsel of the
Desert when he unwittingly uses "tired", "old", and
"bag" in the same sentence in Avaricia's presence.
Our largest cast, and most overboard production.
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1993 - The Whining Game
Fabulosity itself rides the serenity
train, in the form of the 30 day wonders. We thought
it was funny, but the al-anoids didn't, apparently.
We took the next year off, with disastrous results
for Roundup Attendees.
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1997 - It's a Hideous Life
Mary Bailey learns a valuable lesson
from her gaggle of grateful sponsees, and from the
mysterious angel, Clarence Sale. Just when you think
you hear Disney in the background, Broadway Betty
arrives to remind everyone that it's time to get working
on those 4th steps...
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2000 - Surfside Serenity
Nothing like a group slip, er, trip
to the beach. Coffee, anyone? Please follow the directions
of your stewardess...
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2001 - Serenity Boulevard
What if Cecil B. DeMille cast Norma
Desperate, er, Desmond, in Gone With The Wind? D'ya
think she'd drink?
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2002 - Dear Mary
Bitter, conniving, controlling gossip
columnist, Mary Selfworth, dispenses advice to the
lovelorn and the loveless. If only she'd keep the
focus on herself and listen to her own advice. Of
course, it comes back to bite her in the place where
it hurts the most.
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2003 - The Sick Secrets of Wilson City
We've been saying it for years. You're
only as sick as your secrets. Never has there been
a mantra to ring truer than in this madcap farce of
misplaced loyalties and, of course, denial... and,
oh, yes, don't forget the three little Catholic girls...
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2004 - A Streetcar Named Denial
Died and gone to Heaven, you say? Well,
God Herself may have a few things to say about it.
Serena finally gets a male lead role, as Tennessee
Williams, but still manages three dresses in costume
changes. Have we managed to offend EVERYBODY yet?
Buhler?
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2005 - Saving Pansy
Way down upon the Suannee River, that's
where the old folks at home remember how they got
there, and why, and what to do about it. Pansy relives
her rotten horrible life, and thinks that she has
the perfect reason to drink. Turns out she's not as
terminally unique as she thinks she is. In fact, she's
just another run-of-the-mill wash-and-wear bridesmaid,
just like the rest of us!
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